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FANDREW

FANDREW

October 8, 2009

This Accusation Was Undisputed

Filed under: Uncategorized — alyssa @ 3:25 pm

I don’t think it’s embarrassing that you wrote a Beanie Baby newsletter when you were 10, I think it’s embarrassing that — if Beanie Babies were still popular — you would do the exact same thing today.

–To Alyssa

September 25, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — alyssa @ 8:34 am

To Alyssa: He likes watching Glee? So, your boyfriend’s gay, so is mine, no big deal.

September 14, 2009

Maria Overshares

Filed under: Uncategorized — alyssa @ 10:29 am

Can you please not call me and tell me that you’re ‘tweaking’ your ’stuff’?

September 9, 2009

iDouche

Filed under: Uncategorized — alyssa @ 8:21 am

Alyssa: You got an iPhone?

Andrew: Yes, I wanted to be douchier.

September 8, 2009

A Shot at Death

Filed under: Uncategorized — alyssa @ 10:16 am

Sally: What happened to Tila Tequila?

Andrew: Her boyfriend got arrested for strangling her.

Sally: Oh my god!

Andrew: And the worst part is, she’s not dead.

July 29, 2009

He’s More of a Cannibal Than a Vampire

Filed under: Uncategorized — alyssa @ 5:42 pm

I’m more of a body of Christ fan, I’m not so much a blood of Christ fan. I’m a diabetic, so there are various complications.

–On Communion

June 23, 2009

Josh, Meet Josh

Filed under: Uncategorized — alyssa @ 2:35 pm

Josh: Why is it that I talk to myself?
Andrew: …Are you asking yourself that?

June 22, 2009

Maybe Sally Just Really Likes “Office Space”

Filed under: Uncategorized — alyssa @ 8:58 am

The word “tchotchkes” reminds me of Sally’s house and I’ve never even been there.

June 19, 2009

Pantyhose and Scrunchie Socks Are Pretty Romantic

Filed under: Uncategorized — alyssa @ 2:39 pm

Matt and I go to Hooters on Valentine’s Day, we go there on each other’s birthdays…

June 15, 2009

Do They Have Those at Pax?

Filed under: Uncategorized — alyssa @ 10:56 am

Andrew: @kirstiealley is so annoying. She’s always like, “I’m working 18-hour days.” And it’s like, doing what?

Alyssa: Petting lemurs.

Andrew: And by “petting,” you mean, “massaging them like they do kobe beef, so she can eat them in a lemur club sandwich.”

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