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May 29, 2009

Good Thing He’s Not a Glamour Shots Photographer

Filed under: Uncategorized — alyssa @ 8:45 am

This is not such a cute picture of you. You look like you’re missing a tooth!

May 28, 2009

Whistling While He Works

Filed under: Uncategorized — alyssa @ 2:19 pm

I’m going to get a whistle, like Captain von Trapp, and when I need somebody, they are going to have a whistle code. I can’t be bothered with [phone] extensions. Plus, if Nazis ever try and get us, it is an easy way to round people up.

May 19, 2009

He Got the Midwestern Part Right, At Least

Filed under: Uncategorized — alyssa @ 8:39 am

Andrew: I’m listening to Clay Aiken this morning.

Alyssa: Really? I didn’t know you were a middle-aged Midwestern woman.

Andrew: Well, that’s your fault. Because I think I make that pretty clear.

May 14, 2009

Bunions < Funions

Filed under: Uncategorized — alyssa @ 6:06 pm

Ooh, I don’t know if I can see you this weekend if you have bunions.

May 12, 2009

The Evil Seeps Out of His Eyeballs

Filed under: Uncategorized — alyssa @ 12:59 pm

Shannon: Why did you give Michelle and me the evil eye when you walked by?

Andrew: You thought I gave you the evil eye? No, that’s just the way I look.

May 11, 2009

The Hunchback of M Booth

Filed under: Uncategorized — alyssa @ 4:52 pm

Brad: Josh, you have the worst posture!

Josh: This is how I normally sit at my desk.

Andrew: Then you should get a job ringing a bell in France.

Note That He Was Pointing to Himself While Saying This

Filed under: Uncategorized — alyssa @ 2:29 pm

Maria: If we have Matt come in to teach us how to edit video, we’ll have to get him a gift.
Andrew: Excuse me, haven’t we already given him the best gift M Booth has to offer?

May 4, 2009

Fran Fine Makes His Heart Flip-Flop

Filed under: Uncategorized — alyssa @ 10:49 am

I was really excited about it, and then heartbroken, and then excited again.

– On the blog Should Be on the Nanny

May 1, 2009

Andy Is Vicious

Filed under: Uncategorized — alyssa @ 11:51 am

Sally: Oh, Andrew, Jenny alerted us last night to the fact that your real name is Andy?

Andrew: My mom and grandma call me Andy. Oh, and Jenny asked me to alert you guys to the fact that she’s a whore.

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