This is not such a cute picture of you. You look like you’re missing a tooth!
May 29, 2009
May 28, 2009
I’m going to get a whistle, like Captain von Trapp, and when I need somebody, they are going to have a whistle code. I can’t be bothered with [phone] extensions. Plus, if Nazis ever try and get us, it is an easy way to round people up.
May 19, 2009
Andrew: I’m listening to Clay Aiken this morning.
Alyssa: Really? I didn’t know you were a middle-aged Midwestern woman.
Andrew: Well, that’s your fault. Because I think I make that pretty clear.
May 14, 2009
Ooh, I don’t know if I can see you this weekend if you have bunions.
May 12, 2009
Shannon: Why did you give Michelle and me the evil eye when you walked by?
Andrew: You thought I gave you the evil eye? No, that’s just the way I look.
May 11, 2009
Brad: Josh, you have the worst posture!
Josh: This is how I normally sit at my desk.
Andrew: Then you should get a job ringing a bell in France.
May 4, 2009
I was really excited about it, and then heartbroken, and then excited again.
– On the blog Should Be on the Nanny