FANDREW

This is not such a cute picture of you. You look like you’re missing a tooth!

I’m going to get a whistle, like Captain von Trapp, and when I need somebody, they are going to have a whistle code. I can’t be bothered with [phone] extensions. Plus, if Nazis ever try and get us, it is an easy way to round people up.

Andrew: I’m listening to Clay Aiken this morning.

Alyssa: Really? I didn’t know you were a middle-aged Midwestern woman.

Andrew: Well, that’s your fault. Because I think I make that pretty clear.

Ooh, I don’t know if I can see you this weekend if you have bunions.

Shannon: Why did you give Michelle and me the evil eye when you walked by?

Andrew: You thought I gave you the evil eye? No, that’s just the way I look.

Brad: Josh, you have the worst posture!

Josh: This is how I normally sit at my desk.

Andrew: Then you should get a job ringing a bell in France.

Maria: If we have Matt come in to teach us how to edit video, we’ll have to get him a gift.
Andrew: Excuse me, haven’t we already given him the best gift M Booth has to offer?

I was really excited about it, and then heartbroken, and then excited again.

– On the blog Should Be on the Nanny

Sally: Oh, Andrew, Jenny alerted us last night to the fact that your real name is Andy?

Andrew: My mom and grandma call me Andy. Oh, and Jenny asked me to alert you guys to the fact that she’s a whore.