To Alyssa: He likes watching Glee? So, your boyfriend’s gay, so is mine, no big deal.
Can you please not call me and tell me that you’re ‘tweaking’ your ’stuff’?
Alyssa: You got an iPhone?
Andrew: Yes, I wanted to be douchier.
Sally: What happened to Tila Tequila?
Andrew: Her boyfriend got arrested for strangling her.
Sally: Oh my god!
Andrew: And the worst part is, she’s not dead.
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