October 16, 2009

More on Balloon Boy

Filed under: Uncategorized — alyssa @ 4:32 pm
  • I’m telling the office that I’m trapped on a runaway hot air balloon. But, I’m really just going to be hiding in this box under my desk.
  • Who hasn’t misplaced a kid in a giant homemade balloon? It’s not like you can say, ‘Hey storm, I can’t chase you, I have to watch this kid.’
  • I keep thinking about that time I got sick at school and my mom brought me to the local news station to vomit on TV, twice.
  • Jon and Kate have eight kids and they never once let them go hot air ballooning on their own. Jon probably would, for a cool Ed Hardy tee.

(via Twitter)

Never Trust Anyone Who Goes on “Wife Swap”

Filed under: Uncategorized — alyssa @ 8:49 am

Alyssa: Can’t Child Services take Balloon Boy away from his terrible parents?

Andrew: Isn’t that what Wife Swap is?

October 8, 2009

This Accusation Was Undisputed

Filed under: Uncategorized — alyssa @ 3:25 pm

I don’t think it’s embarrassing that you wrote a Beanie Baby newsletter when you were 10, I think it’s embarrassing that — if Beanie Babies were still popular — you would do the exact same thing today.

–To Alyssa

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