Alyssa: I wish I had a desk that was just, like, a bed that I could lie on.
Andrew: There are people who have desks like that. They’re called prostitutes.
Alyssa: I wish I had a desk that was just, like, a bed that I could lie on.
Andrew: There are people who have desks like that. They’re called prostitutes.
I set up a Jesus e-mail account to invite people to church for Easter a couple of years ago.
The last time I saw Fabio, his dog had just been stabbed. Yeah, in his neighborhood. And Fabio had to stop it, completely naked.
Jenny: You always give me that sly look, like you’re judging me.
Andrew: Jenny, if I was going to judge you, I’d do it out loud. And behind your back.
Brad: She was just saying she went on a press trip on the Hooters boat.
Andrew: You went on it?! Was it a motorboat?!
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