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April 17, 2009

Inappropriate Desk Dreaming

Filed under: Uncategorized — alyssa @ 1:54 pm

Alyssa: I wish I had a desk that was just, like, a bed that I could lie on.

Andrew: There are people who have desks like that. They’re called prostitutes.

April 10, 2009

Happy Easter from (F)andrew

Filed under: Uncategorized — alyssa @ 2:00 pm

I set up a Jesus e-mail account to invite people to church for Easter a couple of years ago.

April 2, 2009

What You Hear When You Eavesdrop on Andrew’s Phone Calls

Filed under: Uncategorized — alyssa @ 5:04 pm

The last time I saw Fabio, his dog had just been stabbed. Yeah, in his neighborhood. And Fabio had to stop it, completely naked.

Smirking Doesn’t Equal Judging

Filed under: Uncategorized — alyssa @ 3:10 pm

Jenny: You always give me that sly look, like you’re judging me.

Andrew: Jenny, if I was going to judge you, I’d do it out loud. And behind your back.

April 1, 2009

If You Don’t Think This Is Funny, Consult UrbanDictionary.com

Filed under: Uncategorized — alyssa @ 2:30 pm

Brad: She was just saying she went on a press trip on the Hooters boat.

Andrew: You went on it?! Was it a motorboat?!

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