March 27, 2009

Fanciness Is So Underrated

Filed under: Uncategorized — alyssa @ 8:46 am

If I had to describe M Booth in two words, they would be “incredibly fancy.”

March 25, 2009

Andrew Exploits Alyssa’s Tuna Melt Obsession

Filed under: Uncategorized — alyssa @ 11:12 am

Andrew: All right, well, I’m gonna go to lunch, Alyssa.

Alyssa: I’m sorry I can’t go!

Andrew: Well, you know what I’m gonna get for lunch?

Alyssa: A tuna melt?

Andrew: All of the tuna melts.

[Ed. note: In a bizarre coincidence, Pax actually ran out of tuna melts that day. The jury is still out as to whether Andrew really did buy all of them.]

March 24, 2009

Maria Is a Sparkly French Mom

Filed under: Uncategorized — alyssa @ 12:59 pm

You look like a French mom from the 1970s. Do you think they inserted sparkle into you when they took out your kidney?

They’re Not Just Like Us

Filed under: Uncategorized — alyssa @ 12:03 pm

I don’t know if you’ve ever seen me around a celebrity, but I lose complete control of myself and my bodily functions. Like when I met Kerry Washington, and I thought she was going to have security remove me from the building.

March 23, 2009

There Is a Blessing Quota

Filed under: Uncategorized — alyssa @ 4:28 pm

Sally: [sneezes]

Andrew: Bless you!

Sally: [sneezes again]

Andrew: Sorry, you only get one.

March 21, 2009

On the ACE

Filed under: Uncategorized — matt @ 10:34 am

Andrew: I hate this line.
Matt: I just wish the locals came more often.
Andrew: That’s what she said… if she were travelling.

March 20, 2009

Hey, Kitten

Filed under: Uncategorized — alyssa @ 5:40 pm

Somebody said “kitten” on The Real Housewives last week, and I thought I might add that to my repertoire of ridiculous sayings. Mainly because I want people to know I’m super gay instantly.

F the Haterz

Filed under: Uncategorized — alyssa @ 3:55 pm

Alyssa: Tom doesn’t like

Andrew: I guess not!

Alyssa: He’s just jealous there’s no

Andrew: What’s the point? There’d be no entries.

[Ed. note: Ohhh, snap!]

She’s Really Good at Math, Too

Filed under: Uncategorized — alyssa @ 3:32 pm

Sally is like one year away from looking like John Nash in A Beautiful Mind, with just articles and, like, yarn everywhere.

Fear the Wrath

Filed under: Uncategorized — alyssa @ 2:45 pm

I’m sorry, that’s what happens when you cross me.

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