I wanted to stand up and be like, “Listen, people. I need you to appreciate me for the jewel that I am!”
March 20, 2009
That’s So Meta
Sally: What’s Fandrew.com?
Andrew: Only the hottest site on the Internet! I heard it got more hits than Google. I’m not sure if there’s any truth to that, that’s just what I heard.
Even Headaches Are a Competition
Andrew: Ugh, I have a raging headache.
Sally: So do I!
Andrew: Sally, I’m so sick of you trying to do everything I do, but better.
March 19, 2009
The Worst Suffering Humanity Has Ever Known
@mattrichardson, why has god singled you out for the worst suffering that humanity has ever known?