March 20, 2009

Andrew Takes a Stand-Up Comedy Class

Filed under: Uncategorized — alyssa @ 2:06 pm

I wanted to stand up and be like, “Listen, people. I need you to appreciate me for the jewel that I am!”

That’s So Meta

Filed under: Uncategorized — alyssa @ 1:11 pm

Sally: What’s
Andrew: Only the hottest site on the Internet! I heard it got more hits than Google. I’m not sure if there’s any truth to that, that’s just what I heard.

Even Headaches Are a Competition

Filed under: Uncategorized — alyssa @ 1:03 pm

Andrew: Ugh, I have a raging headache.

Sally: So do I!

Andrew: Sally, I’m so sick of you trying to do everything I do, but better.

March 19, 2009

The Worst Suffering Humanity Has Ever Known

Filed under: Uncategorized — matt @ 7:22 pm

@mattrichardson, why has god singled you out for the worst suffering that humanity has ever known?

Yes, Andrew, I really did buy “”

Filed under: Uncategorized — matt @ 11:41 am

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