I wanted to stand up and be like, “Listen, people. I need you to appreciate me for the jewel that I am!”
March 20, 2009
Andrew: Ugh, I have a raging headache.
Sally: So do I!
Andrew: Sally, I’m so sick of you trying to do everything I do, but better.
March 19, 2009
@mattrichardson, why has god singled you out for the worst suffering that humanity has ever known?