http://www.fandrew.com Thu, 01 Apr 2010 18:38:08 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Adam: http://tinyurl.com/ybk3d4j Alyssa: I bet Andrew is like, "Oh, who are those nice gentlemen? I wonder if they know Raven-Symoné?" Adam: Either that or "Are those Precious' uncles?" http://www.fandrew.com/?p=135 I did play tennis for 12 years, I just wasn't very good. Once, I was beat by a kid who had two broken arms. His coach had to come out and throw the ball up for him so he could serve. http://www.fandrew.com/?p=132 You're in trouble with Mom if she grabs your ear or neck -- see what it did to me? If Papa says, "Very good there," then you've said/done something funny and he is about to take a picture of it. You must compare SAT scores/your college's ranking/difficulty of major as soon as ... http://www.fandrew.com/?p=129 If it became Live with Neil Patrick Harris and Kelly, I would quit my job. I would become a lunatic. http://www.fandrew.com/?p=127 I would kick my grandmother in the face for a Shake Shack burger. http://www.fandrew.com/?p=125 I'm telling the office that I'm trapped on a runaway hot air balloon. But, I'm really just going to be hiding in this box under my desk. Who hasn't misplaced a kid in a giant homemade balloon? It's not like you can say, 'Hey storm, I can't chase you, I ... http://www.fandrew.com/?p=118 Alyssa: Can't Child Services take Balloon Boy away from his terrible parents? Andrew: Isn't that what Wife Swap is? http://www.fandrew.com/?p=116 I don't think it's embarrassing that you wrote a Beanie Baby newsletter when you were 10, I think it's embarrassing that -- if Beanie Babies were still popular -- you would do the exact same thing today. --To Alyssa http://www.fandrew.com/?p=113 To Alyssa: He likes watching Glee? So, your boyfriend's gay, so is mine, no big deal. http://www.fandrew.com/?p=110 Can you please not call me and tell me that you're 'tweaking' your 'stuff'? http://www.fandrew.com/?p=108